BIG IT UP FOR THE BIO BUG !

 ( http://germancarscene.com/2010/08/06/bio-bug-is-flushed-with-power/)


I was very interested to see the 'Bio Bug' or 'Dung Beetle' as it is also known by on the news this evening.
Brilliant little car that runs off human waste that is turned into bio-fuel.


As my mind wandered and wondered, it suddenly struck me that why was it shown on the news at this time ?
I am a believer in synchronicity and after watching the goings on in Libya it suddenley struck me !


What if the trouble in Libya affects our oil and fuel getting to us ? 
Then I thought well if the Sh*t hits the fan so to speak, then its sh*t we need to keeps us mobile!


When you think about it, it all makes a lot of sense , no matter how hard you try , the world will never run out of human waste - unless people protest of course and go on strike for a month with a good intake of immodium plus !
I recon another source could come from colonic irrigation centres, I am sure they would be up for recycling.


From now on, when I am sat on the throne downloading the latest app for my phone as the bottom falls out of my world ! nudge, nudge, wink, wink - I will think to myself 'yes I have potentially helped to create bio fuel'.


What with the big society and the we are all in this together thing - well I suppose we all Sh*t and create human waste and this in turn will be a contribution to the new type 'bio fuel'.  No doubt there will be times when some of us contribute more than others especially after a good night on the town followed by a very hot curry ;- )


Big it up for the Bio Bug I say - the future is here !

TROLLEY RAGE ! Arrrggghhh

Why is it that whenever I go food shopping I end up with a trolley with either a wobbly wheel, one with a wheel that suddenly locks as I turn the corner, one that is so out of control, you have to walk sideways with it like a bloody crab, or one that makes a clicking sound as though its a bleeding measuring wheel ! Maybe it is a special trolley that has been rigged up to measure a random journey around the shop floor, who knows !
Whatever day I shop on, I always seem to end up with 'The Trolley'.
I was quite cross today, as everywhere I seemed to go with 'The Trolley' I couldn't get round. Every isle I embraced, there was a group of shoppers having a natter as though they were all stood at the bar in the pub !
Sometimes you have to be a bloody contortionist to wheedle your way through just to grab a bag of frozen peas or a tin of beans.
Well enough is enough the trolley war is on. I am taking a go-ped with me next time and I shall attach it to 'said trolley', rev it up and zip up and down the ilses and do stunts to get to where I want to be like Evil Knievil. No one will stand in my way !!!!!!!!!! .................in my dreams !